Post by mariandeer on Nov 21, 2006 22:37:49 GMT -5
The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, North Carolina, Maryland and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:
— Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
— Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
— Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
— Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
— Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
— Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
— Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
— Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
— Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:
— Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
— Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
— Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
— Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
— Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
— Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
— Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
— Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple:
— Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
