Post by jerseyhunter on Nov 7, 2006 18:11:30 GMT -5
A fancy dressed northerner walks into a bar in a small town in Tennessee . The bar gets real quiet and all eyes are on the stranger .
Bartender - Not from around these parts are you ?
Stranger - why no
Bartender - Whaer ya from ?
Stranger - New York
Bartender - Whatcha do fer a living ?
Stranger - I'm a taxidermist
Bartender - A Taxi-dermist huh ! Whut's thet ?
Stranger - I mount animals
Bartender scratches his chin , looks at the stranger and says you mount animals huh ! Then shouts to the locals in the bar , "it's okay , he's one of us "!
Bartender - Not from around these parts are you ?
Stranger - why no
Bartender - Whaer ya from ?
Stranger - New York
Bartender - Whatcha do fer a living ?
Stranger - I'm a taxidermist
Bartender - A Taxi-dermist huh ! Whut's thet ?
Stranger - I mount animals
Bartender scratches his chin , looks at the stranger and says you mount animals huh ! Then shouts to the locals in the bar , "it's okay , he's one of us "!
