Post by bassrod2 - TJ on Nov 6, 2006 14:29:48 GMT -5
These are why I like going to Tennessee to relax, You always get a good laugh.
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of
Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those Tennessee women.
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A group of Tennessee friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!
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The young Tennesseean came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Tennesseean answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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A Tennessee ! State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-40. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of
Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
You gotta love those Tennessee women.
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A group of Tennessee friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!
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The young Tennesseean came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young Tennesseean answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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A Tennessee ! State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-40. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
