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Post by mariandeer on Oct 18, 2006 16:07:43 GMT -5
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the
street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing
quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
Turning on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by 4pointer on Oct 18, 2006 16:56:30 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one
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Post by bigskyscott on Oct 18, 2006 17:57:36 GMT -5
OH NO !!!!!! ;D
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Post by bowslap on Oct 20, 2006 16:30:36 GMT -5
*rimshot*
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Post by jerseyhunter on Oct 23, 2006 17:45:45 GMT -5
LOVE IT . ;D
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