Post by bassrod2 - TJ on Aug 16, 2006 14:17:08 GMT -5
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the
older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude,
he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way!
Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do
that! I don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon
at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive
fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpled mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained
consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien.
"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his
crispy friend and replied,
"If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels,
when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and
then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the
older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude,
he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way!
Take us to your leader or I will fire!"
The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do
that! I don't think you should make him mad."
"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon
at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive
fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, crumpled mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
About a half hour passed. When he finally regained
consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien.
"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his
crispy friend and replied,
"If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels,
when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and
then stick it in his ear, you don't want to mess with him!"