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Post by mariandeer on Aug 2, 2006 17:05:11 GMT -5
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyways, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait in your truck till I get back." ;D ;D
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Post by ScottC on Aug 2, 2006 20:15:37 GMT -5
;D
Still puts a smile on my face...even if it has been posted here before. But it was a while back.
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Post by michihunter on Aug 5, 2006 19:25:22 GMT -5
That'll work just about anywhere! ;D
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