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Post by bassrod2 - TJ on Jul 13, 2006 19:20:25 GMT -5
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks..............................And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
Gotta love grandmas!!!!
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Post by 4pointer on Jul 16, 2006 5:26:51 GMT -5
Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ScottC on Jul 16, 2006 7:11:11 GMT -5
LOL!!! ;D
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Post by bowslap on Jul 16, 2006 14:05:41 GMT -5
*spits mouthful of cran-grape juice out inadvertently at youngest child whilst trying to laugh*......oh hell.....gotta go, kid's all wet......LOL......'slap....
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