Post by bassrod2 - TJ on Jun 28, 2006 14:51:53 GMT -5
Tom, dick, Harry & Ken go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
Tom "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
dick: "That is nothing, I
had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."
Harry: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the Ken has not
said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Ken: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she
said, "Wear sun-block
Tom "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
dick: "That is nothing, I
had to promise my wife that I will
build her a new deck for the pool."
Harry: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the Ken has not
said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Ken: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she
said, "Wear sun-block
