Post by 4pointer on Jun 14, 2006 19:06:21 GMT -5
One day a woman walked into the kitchen
and saw her husband sneaking around
with a fly swatter in his hand.
"What are you doing?" She asked!
"I'm Huntin flies." he replied.
"Have you killed any yet?" she asked.
"Yep, I've killed three males
and two females." he answered.
"How can you tell the difference?" she asked.
"Simple," he said!
"The three males were on that open beer can,
and the two females were over there on the phone"!
