Post by michihunter on May 26, 2006 17:12:19 GMT -5
Top 10 Really Mean Put-downs
Top ten really mean put-downs:
10. I’d like you better if you were a corpse.
9. Just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean it’s correct.
8. When I think about things I’d like to do, the thing I think about
most often is throwing a hair dryer in the bathtub with you.
7. I’d listen more closely to what you have to say, but I keep getting
distracted by all the flying diarrhea.
6. Children and animals are scared of you for very good reasons.
5. My sympathies to your mother.
4. Sorry about the lack-of-brainpower thing. Gosh, that must be hard to
live with.
3. I can tell your parents must have done like a ton of acid before you
were born.
2. Don’t ask me, ask your lover—Satan.
1. Your life sucks because you suck.
Honorable mentions:
God’s ashamed about you. He’d like to take you back and try again.
On the Internet no one knows you’re a dog. Wait, actually, we all do
know that about you, it’s just that we’re too polite to mention it.
If you don’t have low self-esteem, you should.
Don’t be paranoid. We’re not all out to get you. We don’t care nearly
enough.
The reason you have a headache is because God is trying to kill you
slowly.
You’re the reason no one wants human cloning.
Your momma called. She said, “Die, you unnatural freak of nature.”
I guess it’s a blessing you don’t know how ugly you are.
I used to like you, but then I stopped shooting up.
Top ten really mean put-downs:
10. I’d like you better if you were a corpse.
9. Just because you have an opinion doesn’t mean it’s correct.
8. When I think about things I’d like to do, the thing I think about
most often is throwing a hair dryer in the bathtub with you.
7. I’d listen more closely to what you have to say, but I keep getting
distracted by all the flying diarrhea.
6. Children and animals are scared of you for very good reasons.
5. My sympathies to your mother.
4. Sorry about the lack-of-brainpower thing. Gosh, that must be hard to
live with.
3. I can tell your parents must have done like a ton of acid before you
were born.
2. Don’t ask me, ask your lover—Satan.
1. Your life sucks because you suck.
Honorable mentions:
God’s ashamed about you. He’d like to take you back and try again.
On the Internet no one knows you’re a dog. Wait, actually, we all do
know that about you, it’s just that we’re too polite to mention it.
If you don’t have low self-esteem, you should.
Don’t be paranoid. We’re not all out to get you. We don’t care nearly
enough.
The reason you have a headache is because God is trying to kill you
slowly.
You’re the reason no one wants human cloning.
Your momma called. She said, “Die, you unnatural freak of nature.”
I guess it’s a blessing you don’t know how ugly you are.
I used to like you, but then I stopped shooting up.
