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Post by michihunter on Apr 27, 2006 9:08:33 GMT -5
~ Answering machine messages ~
1. Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.
2. "Suicide Hotline...please hold."
3. Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to me maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at home and I'm not, leave a message and it'll give it to me when I return.
4. Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call.
5. (With loud music playing in the background) "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What? Oh.. we're not home, leave a message.
6. Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape. (For you "older" readers, doesn't this remind you of Burma Shave Sings?)
7. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
8. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
9. We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
10. Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't.
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Post by hunkerite on Apr 27, 2006 14:44:27 GMT -5
My last name is Pacacha. Heres come more:
1) Hello! Thanks for calling the summer home of the Pacacha's! Some are home and some are not! Please leave your message at the sound of the beep!
2) Pretend that your there: Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? Why aren't you talking when you're the one who called? Hello? Leave me a message at the beep!!!
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Post by michihunter on Apr 27, 2006 16:45:37 GMT -5
I hate when that happens to me!! I have a buddy who's machine says "hello" like it's him answering. Get's me everytime!! ;D ;D
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Post by jerseyhunter on Apr 29, 2006 8:02:45 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by hunter243 on May 6, 2006 9:13:51 GMT -5
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Post by hunter243 on May 6, 2006 9:14:50 GMT -5
nice answering machines recording or whereever u got those:good ones michi!!!!
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