Post by lockmaster on Feb 17, 2006 14:44:15 GMT -5
"Out With The Boys"
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But,
being payday, instead of going home, he
stayed out the entire weekend hunting with
the boys and spent his entire
paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday
night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with
a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and
simply said to him. "How would you like it
if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine
with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went
with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the
corner of his left eye.
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But,
being payday, instead of going home, he
stayed out the entire weekend hunting with
the boys and spent his entire
paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday
night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with
a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and
simply said to him. "How would you like it
if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine
with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went
with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the
corner of his left eye.
