Post by lockmaster on Jan 10, 2006 13:16:27 GMT -5
FBI Job Opening
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She
wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you
will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the
right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She
wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.
