Post by ScottC on Jan 10, 2006 10:54:25 GMT -5
Florida Blonde in Michigan.....
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on
the truckers door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of
the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
lowers it, he says..
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan, and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the
door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on
the truckers door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races
to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of
the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she
lowers it, he says..
"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Michigan, and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!"
