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Post by 4pointer on Jan 9, 2006 16:07:34 GMT -5
Wireless Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba - Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in 15 minutes. Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and are really mad ." Signed, Billy Bob ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Larry
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Post by ScottC on Jan 9, 2006 16:24:45 GMT -5
LMAO!!! ;D How does it work, 4pointer?
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Post by admin on Jan 10, 2006 2:07:38 GMT -5
That would sure keep me away. ;D
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Post by lockmaster on Jan 10, 2006 9:14:52 GMT -5
LMAO ;D Now why didn't I think of that? Good one HM
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