Post by 15pointer on Jan 8, 2006 19:55:03 GMT -5
there were three woman siting in a hot tub.
one women is Japanese, one woman is German, And one woman is from newfoundland.
While siting in the hot tub they heard a beep beep sound, coming from the direction of the German woman, She then proceeded to look at her wrist watch and pressed a button and the beep beep sound shut off.
The other two women looking dumbfounded asked her "what the heck was that?".
The German woman replied "Oh" That's just my pager system that I had installed on my wrist watch.
"Oh" replied the other two woman.
A little while latter there was ringing sound coming from the direction of the Japanese woman she raises her hand out of the water & in the tip of he baby finger was a tiny antenna she pulls up the antenna brings her hand to her mouth and begins to talk into her hand.
only now this time the newfie woman & the German woman have a dumbfounded look on their faces.
The Japanese woman notices the looks on their faces and replies, "Oh" I was thinking of buying a cell phone but decided to have one installed into my hand that would water proof!.
"Oh OK" replied the other two woman.
Feeling out of place the newfie woman excuses her self and gets out of the hot tub.
"I'll be right back" she says and Off the newfie woman heads right into the womans washroom.
A while latter the newfie woman returns, The other two woman have a shocked look on their faces.
The newfie woman sees the expressions on their faces and asks, "What seems to be the matter" just then the two woman ask her "whats all that paper coming out from behind you??"
The newfie woman turns and Looks behind her at the long line of paper expending almost all the way back to the woman's washroom, And with out even batting an eyelash remarks, "Lord Tunderin I tinks I got a fax coming in!"
one women is Japanese, one woman is German, And one woman is from newfoundland.
While siting in the hot tub they heard a beep beep sound, coming from the direction of the German woman, She then proceeded to look at her wrist watch and pressed a button and the beep beep sound shut off.
The other two women looking dumbfounded asked her "what the heck was that?".
The German woman replied "Oh" That's just my pager system that I had installed on my wrist watch.
"Oh" replied the other two woman.
A little while latter there was ringing sound coming from the direction of the Japanese woman she raises her hand out of the water & in the tip of he baby finger was a tiny antenna she pulls up the antenna brings her hand to her mouth and begins to talk into her hand.
only now this time the newfie woman & the German woman have a dumbfounded look on their faces.
The Japanese woman notices the looks on their faces and replies, "Oh" I was thinking of buying a cell phone but decided to have one installed into my hand that would water proof!.
"Oh OK" replied the other two woman.
Feeling out of place the newfie woman excuses her self and gets out of the hot tub.
"I'll be right back" she says and Off the newfie woman heads right into the womans washroom.
A while latter the newfie woman returns, The other two woman have a shocked look on their faces.
The newfie woman sees the expressions on their faces and asks, "What seems to be the matter" just then the two woman ask her "whats all that paper coming out from behind you??"
The newfie woman turns and Looks behind her at the long line of paper expending almost all the way back to the woman's washroom, And with out even batting an eyelash remarks, "Lord Tunderin I tinks I got a fax coming in!"