Post by lockmaster on Jan 8, 2006 11:04:33 GMT -5
One of my all time favorites!
(My wife is blonde ;D)
Two blondes went on a deer hunting trip and hiked far back in the woods. After bagging a buck, they started dragging it back toward the truck. After a couple of hours, as they were dragging the deer, and within a couple hundred yards and in sight of the truck they were met by a hunter on the way. The hunter told the blondes, "I don't mean to try and tell you what to do but instead of dragging your deer by the back legs, you will find it a lot easier to drag it by the horns. The blonds went around and started dragging the deer by the horns. "You know" said the one blonde, "that guy was right...it does drag a lot easier this way". "Sure does" replied the other, "but now we're getting farther away from the truck".
(My wife is blonde ;D)
Two blondes went on a deer hunting trip and hiked far back in the woods. After bagging a buck, they started dragging it back toward the truck. After a couple of hours, as they were dragging the deer, and within a couple hundred yards and in sight of the truck they were met by a hunter on the way. The hunter told the blondes, "I don't mean to try and tell you what to do but instead of dragging your deer by the back legs, you will find it a lot easier to drag it by the horns. The blonds went around and started dragging the deer by the horns. "You know" said the one blonde, "that guy was right...it does drag a lot easier this way". "Sure does" replied the other, "but now we're getting farther away from the truck".
