How NOT to Pass Your Driver's Test

[4pointer]

[glow=red,2,300]How NOT to Pass Your Driver's Test[/glow]

Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops."

Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"

After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

Fill your car with beer bottles.

The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

Swear at everybody on the road.

When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

Beep your horn at everything.

Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
Larry

[ScottC]

Those would be fun to do just to watch their face. Need those lipstick cameras, like on the HBO show "Taxicab Confessions." Of course, I do not advocate trying this with a DMV examiner, just a driving school one...say at a 'refresher' course. ;D

[15pointer]

Hey 4pointer,

ya forgot one, Stop at every railroad crossing and ask the examiner to roll down the window & let you know when it's safe to cross the tracks. ;D ;D

[DocHolladay]

15pointer said:

Hey 4pointer,

ya forgot one, Stop at every railroad crossing and ask the examiner to roll down the window & let you know when it's safe to cross the tracks. ;D ;D

I had to do that at a job I had. Stop at every RR Track and look both ways before continuing. I really liked doing it when I had a line of people behind me. Even had the nice sticker "This vehicle stops at all RR Crossings". No I wasnt a school bus driver. Liquid Oxygen. People gotta breath.

[15pointer]

I actually did that at one RR track I came to, when the examiner asked why would I want to do that??, I asked him what would ever happen if the bells & the Crossing arms didn't work and you went to cross the tracks, And you had your window rolled up and couldn't hear the train coming, & you didn't look both ways to make sure it was safe to cross the tracks and it plowed into you?. Then I informed him if all School Bus's have to do it why shouldn't everyone that drives cars or trucks?.

He then said to me ya know something? your the first person that has ever done that at a RR crossing before, out of the 34 years I've been teaching driving, you have made a good point! and they should.

And after only 5 minutes of driving he told me to head back to the licensing station & when I had parked the car and we went inside a few minutes later he handed me my new drivers license. ;D

So it just goes to show you ya never know unless you ask questions with in reason of course.