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Post by 4pointer on Dec 31, 2005 10:47:29 GMT -5
12 Things Not to Say to a Cop
1- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4- Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5- Are you Andy or Barney?
6- I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7- You're not gonna check the trunk are you?
8- I pay your salary!
9- Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12- When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?", you probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?" ;D ;D ;D ;D Larry
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Post by admin on Dec 31, 2005 10:59:10 GMT -5
Fitting time for this post/joke.
I'm sure they will hear quite a few of them tonight. ;D
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Post by ScottC on Dec 31, 2005 12:27:00 GMT -5
An old roomate's brother was stopped by the police one day. They asked him if he had been drinking. He said yes, but he was not driving as he was parked and no keys in the ignition. The police agreed that he was parked, but pointed out he was parked on the sidewalk. OOPS!
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Post by 4pointer on Jan 1, 2006 19:30:41 GMT -5
An old roomate's brother was stopped by the police one day. They asked him if he had been drinking. He said yes, but he was not driving as he was parked and no keys in the ignition. The police agreed that he was parked, but pointed out he was parked on the sidewalk. OOPS! L.O.L. Larry
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Post by DocHolladay on Jan 3, 2006 23:00:25 GMT -5
A guy I know tried the ol' penny in the mouth trick. In case you dont know, it is "supposed" to remove the smell of alcohol/beer off your breathe. He was pulled over after a hard night of drinking, reached in his ashtray/change holder and grabbed a penny. The cop started talking to him and then pulled him out of the car. He ended up arresting him because he didnt put a penny in his mouth, he put about 2 dollars worth of pennies in his mouth. Every time he would answer the officers question, he would spit pennies...lol. I felt bad for him, but I laughed so hard.
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Post by ScottC on Jan 4, 2006 7:01:49 GMT -5
I have a story along the same lines, Doc. But maybe around the campfire sometime.....
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Post by intruder on Jan 5, 2006 0:58:12 GMT -5
LOL... These are good keep em commin
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