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Post by 15pointer on Dec 16, 2005 10:31:24 GMT -5
A young BLONDE on vacation and driving through the everglades wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes-in the worst way, But was very reluctant to pay the high price the local vendors were asking. Very frustrated with the "no haggle price" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, The blonde shouted "Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" So she headed out towards the swamps determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day the shopkeeper was driving home and stopped at the side of the levee where he spotted the blonde standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, Shotgun in hand. Just then he spotted a huge 9 foot alligator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightening speed, she took aim, killed the creature, and hauled it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Laying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. As he stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the alligator onto it's back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration,she shouted:"CRAP - this one's barefooted, too!"
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Post by admin on Dec 16, 2005 10:42:59 GMT -5
You gotta love the blonde ones ;D
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Post by ScottC on Dec 16, 2005 10:51:39 GMT -5
That's a good one!!! ;D Never heard that before...
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