Post by admin on Nov 17, 2005 12:21:06 GMT -5
Three deer hunters go to Heaven. They are met at the pearly gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says to them, "Welcome to Heaven, you three will get along hear just fine, as long as you remember our number one rule. Don't harm any deer. God really gets mad if you harm any of his deer." The three deer hunters thought that was pretty reasonable and they all went off to explore Heaven. The first deer hunter was driving along enjoying the sights of Heaven, and "CRASH" he runs right over a deer and kills it. Then instantly this really ugly woman appears in the seat right next to him. He then realizes that they are shackled together with a heavy chain. The voice of God rings out "You two will be shackled together for eternity." The second deer hunter heard about this and decided that he better be more careful with his driving. He was driving along enjoying the sights of Heaven, and this buck jumped out of the ditch and "CRASH" he runs right over the buck and kills it. Then instantly this even uglier woman appears in the seat right next to him. He then realizes that they are shackled together with a heavy chain. The voice of God again rings out "You two will be shackled together for eternity." The third hunter hears about this and decides he is going to quit driving. The next day he decides he will go for a walk in the forest. After walking for about a mile he spots a log over looking a meadow and sits down for a rest. Then instantly this beautiful woman appears on the log right next to him. He then realizes that they are shackled together with a heavy chain. The deer hunter says to her "Where did you come from?" The beautiful woman says "The last thing that I remember, I was just driving along and "CRASH" I hit this deer."
