Post by admin on Oct 8, 2005 19:01:06 GMT -5
Bubba and Boudreax were out on the porch one cool morning sipping coffee. Bubba looks at Boudreax and says, hey man, lets go shoot some ducks. Boudreax says, watch this, he whistles, and a dog comes and sits at his side. Boudreax says, Shotgun, go down to the pond and see if there are any ducks out there. Shotgun takes off running through the woods. About 2 minutes later Shotgun walks up and just sits at Boudreax's side. Bubba says, we gonna go hunt? Boudreax says, nah, there are no ducks down at the pond.
Bubba laughs and says whatever. Boudreax told Bubba to go look for himself. About 10 minutes later Bubba comes up and says, where did you get that dog, and how did you get him to do that. Boudreax explains where he got the dog, and Bubba goes down the street to buy a dog.
After he got back home from purchasing the dog, Bubba looks at Pistol, and says, Pistol, run down to the pond and see if there are any ducks out there. Pistol takes off running down the pond. About four minutes later here comes Pistol running at full stride with a stick in his mouth, runs up to Bubba and mounts his leg. Bubba pushes the dog off his leg and is furious.
Bubba picks up the dog and takes back to where he purchased the dog. He approaches the guy he bought the dog from and demands a refund. The man asks what is wrong and Bubba tells him what happened. The guy busted out laughing and says, you dumb@$$, the dog was trying to tell you there are more f***ing ducks than you can shake a stick at.
Bubba laughs and says whatever. Boudreax told Bubba to go look for himself. About 10 minutes later Bubba comes up and says, where did you get that dog, and how did you get him to do that. Boudreax explains where he got the dog, and Bubba goes down the street to buy a dog.
After he got back home from purchasing the dog, Bubba looks at Pistol, and says, Pistol, run down to the pond and see if there are any ducks out there. Pistol takes off running down the pond. About four minutes later here comes Pistol running at full stride with a stick in his mouth, runs up to Bubba and mounts his leg. Bubba pushes the dog off his leg and is furious.
Bubba picks up the dog and takes back to where he purchased the dog. He approaches the guy he bought the dog from and demands a refund. The man asks what is wrong and Bubba tells him what happened. The guy busted out laughing and says, you dumb@$$, the dog was trying to tell you there are more f***ing ducks than you can shake a stick at.
