Post by grandpawrichard on Oct 19, 2006 14:58:01 GMT -5
This morning a man knocked on my door. When I ansered the door this is what transpired:
Honest man: Are you dick Raymond?
Me: Yes Sir, how may I help you?
Honest man: Are you a hunter?
Me: Yes Sir I am, I am a bow hunter.
Honest man: Where do you hunt?
Me: I hunt on the property on the XXX road which belongs to XYZ Corporation.
Honest man: I too am a bow hunter. I just wanted to ask if you have ever lost anything.
Me: Yes Sir I did! I lost my Canon A80 Digital Camera in a black case with a red stripe!
Honest man: Well Sir, I am happy to tell you that I found your camera!
Me: You are kidding! How ruined was it?
Honest man: Here, you be the judge! (hands camera to me)
Me: It's in Perfect shape! Where did you find it? I searched for it for 2 days after I realized I had lost it!
Honest man: I found it 3 days before the end of the season. I have been going back to that parking spot to see if I could catch you there to ask if it was yours! The day I found it, you had left before I did. When I went to leave I saw something black laying where your truck had been parked. So I walked over to investigate. When I picked it up I realized what it was.
Me: I'm flabberghasted! Thank you so much! How did you find me?
Honest man: Today I was looking at the camera. The batteries were dead, so I could not look to see if there was any photos or name on the camera, so I went to use the batteries that were in the front pocket of the case and I found this business card for your archery shop.
Me: Fantastic! I always carry an extra card or two just in case an archer needs something for his bow at reasonable prices.
Honest man: Well, I'm sue glad that you do! I just wish I would have looked there sooner!
Me: I sure appreciate this and I would like to give you this. (Open wallet and pull out a $50 bill)
Honest man: No Thank You Sir! I don't deserve that!
Me: You sure do! Honesty deserves to be repaid!
Honest man: No Sir, you don't need to do that!
Me: I know, but I want you to take this and take yourself and your wife out to a Nice Dinner!
Honest man: Well, OK! But it isn't necessary!
Me: I know, but I really want to do this for you and I want to Thank You for being so Honest! I sincerely hope that you get your deer in the late season and that it is a State Record, plus the Biggest deer that you will ever kill! I would be Honored to hunt with you any day! You are always welcome in my home, my shop and my range. If you ever need bow work, accessories or just a place to hang out and shoot, my doors are always open to you!
Honest man: Thanks! I'll remeber that! I had better get headed to work now! I'll see you again in the woods or here! (gets in truck and leaves)
Me: Dang! I forgot to ask his name! Oh well, I will see him in the hunting area again and I'll ask him then!
What a dipstick I am to forget to ask that Honest Man his name! I was so excited to get my camera back that I totally shut my brain off!
Talk about making my day, my week, my month and the rest of my year!
dick
Honest man: Are you dick Raymond?
Me: Yes Sir, how may I help you?
Honest man: Are you a hunter?
Me: Yes Sir I am, I am a bow hunter.
Honest man: Where do you hunt?
Me: I hunt on the property on the XXX road which belongs to XYZ Corporation.
Honest man: I too am a bow hunter. I just wanted to ask if you have ever lost anything.
Me: Yes Sir I did! I lost my Canon A80 Digital Camera in a black case with a red stripe!
Honest man: Well Sir, I am happy to tell you that I found your camera!
Me: You are kidding! How ruined was it?
Honest man: Here, you be the judge! (hands camera to me)
Me: It's in Perfect shape! Where did you find it? I searched for it for 2 days after I realized I had lost it!
Honest man: I found it 3 days before the end of the season. I have been going back to that parking spot to see if I could catch you there to ask if it was yours! The day I found it, you had left before I did. When I went to leave I saw something black laying where your truck had been parked. So I walked over to investigate. When I picked it up I realized what it was.
Me: I'm flabberghasted! Thank you so much! How did you find me?
Honest man: Today I was looking at the camera. The batteries were dead, so I could not look to see if there was any photos or name on the camera, so I went to use the batteries that were in the front pocket of the case and I found this business card for your archery shop.
Me: Fantastic! I always carry an extra card or two just in case an archer needs something for his bow at reasonable prices.
Honest man: Well, I'm sue glad that you do! I just wish I would have looked there sooner!
Me: I sure appreciate this and I would like to give you this. (Open wallet and pull out a $50 bill)
Honest man: No Thank You Sir! I don't deserve that!
Me: You sure do! Honesty deserves to be repaid!
Honest man: No Sir, you don't need to do that!
Me: I know, but I want you to take this and take yourself and your wife out to a Nice Dinner!
Honest man: Well, OK! But it isn't necessary!
Me: I know, but I really want to do this for you and I want to Thank You for being so Honest! I sincerely hope that you get your deer in the late season and that it is a State Record, plus the Biggest deer that you will ever kill! I would be Honored to hunt with you any day! You are always welcome in my home, my shop and my range. If you ever need bow work, accessories or just a place to hang out and shoot, my doors are always open to you!
Honest man: Thanks! I'll remeber that! I had better get headed to work now! I'll see you again in the woods or here! (gets in truck and leaves)
Me: Dang! I forgot to ask his name! Oh well, I will see him in the hunting area again and I'll ask him then!
What a dipstick I am to forget to ask that Honest Man his name! I was so excited to get my camera back that I totally shut my brain off!
Talk about making my day, my week, my month and the rest of my year!
dick