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Burglar
Oct 21, 2005 11:10:28 GMT -5
Post by admin on Oct 21, 2005 11:10:28 GMT -5
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player
to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the
dark saying, "Jesus is watching you.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the
voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, and then squawked, "I'm just trying to
warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
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Burglar
Oct 21, 2005 20:18:24 GMT -5
Post by intruder on Oct 21, 2005 20:18:24 GMT -5
Being a Rottie owner I love that one!!!
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Burglar
Mar 20, 2007 17:11:01 GMT -5
Post by jerseyhunter on Mar 20, 2007 17:11:01 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D
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