Post by intruder on Oct 16, 2005 19:06:24 GMT -5
A guy meets a girl and their hole family is into archery, so to impress the family he goes and buys a brand spankin new bow!! 
The dealer tells him "now to keep the rain from rusting the bolts and metal parts what I do is put a bit of vasaline on it before it rains"...so he makes a trip to the store and picks up a small tub of vasaline and is on his way to his girl's house for a dinner and to meet and do some shooting with the parents! when he arrives they shoot for a while and then lay their bows down on the outside table. They head into the house for some dinner and as they walk in he notices the kitchen is piled with dirty dishes all over the place!! He is thinking to himself "That is just nasty" when his girlfriend comes up to him and says "we have this deal, Who ever talks first durring dinner has to do the dishes and as you can see it has been a long time since anyone has spoken at dinner" so they sit down for dinner and sure enough it is dead silence. at this time he notices that his girlfriend is looking mighty hottttt, he decides to put the "no talking" to a test and gets up and mounts the girl right there on the dinner table,. he is totally amazed when they are just stareing not saying a thing still 
so he thinks hmmmm and grabs the mom and has his way with her and still total silence at that time he notices big dark clouds and that it is going to rain real soon so he starts looking in his pockets and finds the tub of vasaline and pulls it out... The dad imediatly stands up and yells OK OK I'LL DO THE damn DISHES!!!
The dealer tells him "now to keep the rain from rusting the bolts and metal parts what I do is put a bit of vasaline on it before it rains"...so he makes a trip to the store and picks up a small tub of vasaline and is on his way to his girl's house for a dinner and to meet and do some shooting with the parents! when he arrives they shoot for a while and then lay their bows down on the outside table. They head into the house for some dinner and as they walk in he notices the kitchen is piled with dirty dishes all over the place!! He is thinking to himself "That is just nasty" when his girlfriend comes up to him and says "we have this deal, Who ever talks first durring dinner has to do the dishes and as you can see it has been a long time since anyone has spoken at dinner" so they sit down for dinner and sure enough it is dead silence. at this time he notices that his girlfriend is looking mighty hottttt, he decides to put the "no talking" to a test and gets up and mounts the girl right there on the dinner table,. he is totally amazed when they are just stareing not saying a thing still 
so he thinks hmmmm and grabs the mom and has his way with her and still total silence at that time he notices big dark clouds and that it is going to rain real soon so he starts looking in his pockets and finds the tub of vasaline and pulls it out... The dad imediatly stands up and yells OK OK I'LL DO THE damn DISHES!!!
